Thought #1: I think my children have a hearing impairment. This is evidenced by the fact that they do not hear anything unless it is being shouted at them. Everything I want to discuss with them has to be done in my "stadium vendor voice." Tomorrow they are getting fitted for some type of augmentative device.
Thought #2: I love it when my children sing.... and I don't mean kids' songs. Like tonight I downloaded "U Can't Touch This" and "Ice Ice Baby," and I could tell they were into it. Again though I think that they have problems with their ears, because they were holding them pretty tightly several times during the songs. (Mental note: swing by Baby Gap to look for Hammer-pants.)
Thought #3: Without prompting, tonight Toby mentioned to me that Jesus turned water into wine. Now I have read enough parenting books to know that was a golden opportunity to talk about the dangers of alcohol abuse. Needless to say, after showing him pictures of a diseased liver, I don't think he will ever discuss Sunday school with me again.
3 comments:
Too funy! Mary, you should convince Chris to start his own blog. I love the difference in tone from your posts to his. I think Tim should have his own, too. We are sooo different and each have a unique way of describing the same situations. I like the variety.
Good observations, Chris--you're starting to see all the "fun" you're missing while at work, right?
This was absolutely hilarious!
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