Wednesday, April 14, 2010

You know you are PMSing when...

1) You have the patience of a squirrel
2) Your kids are more rotten than ever (see #1)
3) Your will power against junk food is out the window
4) Your kids are eating crap (see #3)
5) You finally become disgusted at the sight of your house and start cleaning like a mad woman...and you hate to clean, it makes you crabby
6) Your skin is broken out
7) Your kids take turns having "accidents" in their pants and won't take naps (this is Satan working here)
8) Your dog walks two inches in front of you, wherever you go in the house
9) You feel like crying for no reason at all

and finally......

10) You are counting down the days to your vacation (OK, we were doing this pre-PMS)


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