Donut Tradition

We rarely have donuts in our house but the tradition is if you are "stay at home" sick you can have donuts. Our poor Papa has been sick and requested the traditional "rat-turd" donuts (pardon the expression). These are the Entemann's chocolate glazed with little chocolate glazed droppings on top. I went to Dierberg's, Schnucks, and Walgreens yesterday and couldn't find them. I did get him some Entemann's Pop'ems but if anyone spies the "rat-turds" for sale, please let me know!